3 Course Dumbfounded

I unplug my headphones.
I tap the number.
Press CALL.
CANCEL looks more appeasing.

I listen to all options.
Customer representative
Press 9.

“How can I help you today?”
“Do you guys sell MacBook Airs?”
“Yes, we do.”
“Like I can come in and buy one?”
“Yes, you can.”
“Okay. Thank you.”

Did I really say that?
I don’t know.
When your stomach is on the verge of lurching unnecessary contents into your mouth,
anything is possible.

Hang up.

God, I sounded dumb.

A child says that.

You are.

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